Apparently, smuggling hummingbirds is a thing now.
Now available at Brookstone: “Hummingbird-Powered Crotch Massaging Insert - for Him or Her”
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i’m pissing… those poor birds
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Real life budgie smuggler.. (technically hummingbird smuggler.. but anyway)
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awww no, in the close up it looks petrified! :(
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They must have been pecking at his junk the entire fucking time. I wonder if that’s why he got caught
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Oh gosh these poor sweeties. I would feel violated if I was them and had my normal thinking capacity.
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I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before but, Well, I think I’m more concerned that somebody actually thought it was a good...
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my favorite part is the two officers
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melliloquence reblogged this from scyf and added:
God that must be uncomfy for the birdies D:
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scyf reblogged this from doctorscience and added:
those poor babies :’c
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Last picture is gold.
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dsfsakjgasdga i want hummingbirds
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neogami reblogged this from doctorscience and added:
Imagine. You’re just flyin along one day and the next you wake up and you’re being pulled out from a giant’s crotch
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That’s hummingbird abuse!
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tricksy-hobbit reblogged this from whatishappeningtotheworld and added:
THOSE ARE SO CUTE GIVE THEM ALL TO ME NOW. Unfortunately it looks like some of them didn’t make it. ;~;
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