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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>My life isn’t that exciting but come along for the ride. I like things.</description><title>The Why of Fry</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @planetexpress)</generator><link>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>So true, so true</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9hc4racT1qzn7i6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So true, so true&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/247346011</link><guid>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/247346011</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:19:15 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Southern Comfort, Lemonade and Lime in a can! I don’t know...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kssmukEKSS1qzn7i6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Southern Comfort, Lemonade and Lime in a can! I don’t know why but items like this bring me great joy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/237000169</link><guid>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/237000169</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:59:07 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Luck</title><description>&lt;p&gt;50p bet on Saturday’s Irish Lottery draw with one number = £3.25 win.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;£1 bet in roulette machine at Ladbrokes = £1.80 win.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Me = Up £4.05&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sunday has started well&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/236989206</link><guid>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/236989206</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:41:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>(via thelonelyisland)
I don’t know why but this song is...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NisCkxU544c&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NisCkxU544c&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/thelonelyisland"&gt;thelonelyisland&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t know why but this song is stuck in my head today.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/236970042</link><guid>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/236970042</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:09:45 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Pee Wee’s Playhouse was one of my favourite shows as a...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BKcYGOIJhqo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BKcYGOIJhqo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pee Wee’s Playhouse was one of my favourite shows as a child and the opening sequence still brings a smile to my face. Kids TV shows today suck royally compared to this!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/235411749</link><guid>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/235411749</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:15:30 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>No Doubt Sues Activision Over Band Hero | Edge Online</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.edge-online.com/news/no-doubt-sues-activision-over-band-hero"&gt;No Doubt Sues Activision Over Band Hero | Edge Online&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Another edition of “Why Reading Contracts Can Save You A Lot Of Time In Future”. No Doubt did not learn this soon enough.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/235409032</link><guid>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/235409032</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:12:15 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Tee of the Day: Warren Hart’s legendary “SFL”...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksfacaaOfD1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedw.us/post/229773335/tee-of-the-day-warren-harts-legendary-sfl-tee"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Tee of the Day:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://famousdeath.redbubble.com/"&gt;Warren Hart&lt;/a&gt;’s legendary “SFL” tee, which would normally run you &lt;a href="http://www.redbubble.com/people/famousdeath/t-shirts/3014538-1-ryu-hadoken-mlb-parody"&gt;$23 and change&lt;/a&gt;, can be purchased — today only! — for 9 measly bucks &lt;a href="http://www.teefury.com/"&gt;at TeeFury&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Come on: If you don’t buy one now, you know you’ll just be hadokening yourself for it later.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.teefury.com/"&gt;buy&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I want!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/229785806</link><guid>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/229785806</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:21:44 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>(via eyeonspringfield)
NOM NOM NOM!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks9cefMdV81qztjn5o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://eyeonspringfield.tumblr.com/"&gt;eyeonspringfield&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NOM NOM NOM!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/229269563</link><guid>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/229269563</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:36:53 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>I love the randomness of Japan and the fact that promotions like...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tM2goFnD5z0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tM2goFnD5z0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love the randomness of Japan and the fact that promotions like DDT exist make me happy. Here is a wrestler fighting an invisible wrestler.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/229019521</link><guid>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/229019521</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:33:22 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>kami:

Reasons I hate my job cleaning dishes

Wow, what the fuck...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8j06KVSQ1qzn6rlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kamitoman.com/post/226063713/reasons-i-hate-my-job-cleaning-dishes"&gt;kami&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Reasons I hate my job cleaning dishes&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wow, what the fuck was in there?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/226123420</link><guid>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/226123420</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:53:54 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>lifeofbk:

My mother and her friend always try to give me...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks30p3PxHA1qz51uko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lifeofbk.com/post/222936619/my-mother-and-her-friend-always-try-to-give-me"&gt;lifeofbk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My mother and her friend always try to give me diabetes and ADD on Halloween.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just looking at that collection of stuff is hurting my eyes.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/223148528</link><guid>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/223148528</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:16:16 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Insomnium - Down With The Sun</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K003TNG40P8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K003TNG40P8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Insomnium - Down With The Sun&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/222901879</link><guid>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/222901879</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:16:42 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Jack Daniel’s and Coke in a can. Win! Win! Win!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks1ijwNEG41qzn7i6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jack Daniel’s and Coke in a can. Win! Win! Win!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/222181194</link><guid>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/222181194</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 22:31:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Saw Bowling For Soup with Zebrahead, MC Lars and The Leftovers...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krpdv3fCTk1qzn7i6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Saw Bowling For Soup with Zebrahead, MC Lars and The Leftovers last night. Much fun was had.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/216176152</link><guid>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/216176152</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 09:18:39 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Mad Capsule Markets - Fly High
Awesome, awesome electro/metal...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Gf1xIViLofg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Gf1xIViLofg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mad Capsule Markets - Fly High&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Awesome, awesome electro/metal band.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/213233319</link><guid>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/213233319</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:19:15 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>nickwild:

Belle and Sebastian - Expectations 
Monday morning...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5ftNbsofBi0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5ftNbsofBi0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nickwild.tumblr.com/post/210135470/belle-and-sebastian-expectations-monday"&gt;nickwild&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Belle and Sebastian &lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;- &lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;Expectations &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Monday morning wake up knowing that you’ve got to go to school&lt;br/&gt; Tell your mum what to expect, she said it’s right out of the blue&lt;br/&gt; You went to work in Debenhams, because that’s what they expect&lt;br/&gt; Start in lingerie, and Doris is your supervisor&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; And the head said that you always were a queer one from the start&lt;br/&gt; For careers you say you want to be remembered for your art&lt;br/&gt; Your obsessions get you known throughout the school for being strange&lt;br/&gt; Making life-size models of The Velvet Underground in clay&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; In the queue for lunch they take the piss, you’ve got no appetite&lt;br/&gt; And the rumor is you never go with boys and you are tight&lt;br/&gt; So they jab you with a fork, you drop the tray and go berserk&lt;br/&gt; While your cleaning up the mess the teacher is looking up your skirt&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Hey, you’re been used&lt;br/&gt; Are you calm? Settle down&lt;br/&gt; Write a song, I’ll sing along&lt;br/&gt; Soon you will know that you are sane&lt;br/&gt; You’re on top of the world again&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Monday morning wake up knowing that you’ve got to go to school&lt;br/&gt; Tell your mum what to expect, she said it’s right out of the blue&lt;br/&gt; Do you went to work in C&amp;A, cause that’s what they expect&lt;br/&gt; Move to lingerie and take a feel off Joe the store man&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Tell Veronica the secret of the boy you never kissed&lt;br/&gt; She’s got everything to gain cause she’s a fat girl with a lisp&lt;br/&gt; She sticks up for you when you get aggravation from the snobs&lt;br/&gt; cause you cant afford a blazer, girl you’re always wearing clogs&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; At the interval you lock yourself away inside a room&lt;br/&gt; Head of English gets you, asks you, what the hell do you think you’re doing? &lt;br/&gt; Do you think you’re better then the other kids? Well get outside.&lt;br/&gt; You’ve got permission, but you’ve got to make the bastard think he’s right&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Hey, you’re been used&lt;br/&gt; Write a song, I’ll sing along&lt;br/&gt; Are you calm? Settle down&lt;br/&gt; Soon you will know that you are sane&lt;br/&gt; You’re on top of the world again&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Are you cool, and you know&lt;br/&gt; You’re a star and you’ll go far&lt;br/&gt; Think of me as a friend&lt;br/&gt; Not just a boy who’s playing guitar&lt;br/&gt; You’re on top of the world again&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;First heard this song on the Juno soundtrack, great song!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/210155095</link><guid>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/210155095</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 15:41:52 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Fifth Third Ballpark Burger
I could murder this right now.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LCfMjG-WTSo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LCfMjG-WTSo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fifth Third Ballpark Burger&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I could murder this right now.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/210027896</link><guid>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/210027896</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 10:49:15 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>lifeofbk:
My pocket was not a safe place.
That looks about...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krc92vn0tL1qz51uko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lifeofbk.com/post/209926048/my-pocket-was-not-a-safe-place"&gt;lifeofbk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;My pocket was not a safe place.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That looks about right, most my tickets look like that after a gig.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/210024722</link><guid>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/210024722</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 10:40:55 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>This + Hockey Night in Canada tonight on ESPN = great Saturday...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krb6u1Fmo01qzn7i6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This + Hockey Night in Canada tonight on ESPN = great Saturday night!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/209378722</link><guid>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/209378722</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:20:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>thisiswhyyourefat:

Cheese-Steak Sushi
(Submitted by...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19l996d80vSAmSXFDo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/192612407/cheese-steak-sushi-submitted-by-josh"&gt;thisiswhyyourefat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Cheese-Steak Sushi&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Submitted by Josh)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;JIZZ! I want.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/192622703</link><guid>http://planetexpress.tumblr.com/post/192622703</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 16:24:12 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
